STRANGE LECTURE
Boy. That was a really strange lecture at the church last Thursday night. I don’t think more than 4 people attended. The guy seemed to know what he was talking about, although he could have used more of a sense of humor. He was trying to warn us about products we should never use because they’ve been known to produce bad results—in people’s hair. I’m sure I’ll never, ever lose my hair. My hair is guaranteed by the Good Lord Above. It’ll stay firmly in place with the help of Clairol and a good spray, and will eventually turn white or gray. But I’m not worried about that. I’m only 32, so I’ve got me some time. Plus, as they say, it’s fun to be a blonde. As long as I stay in shape, the guys are watching, baby. Not too much action at this church gathering, though. This Mr. Whalefetch was talking about what he deems the five worst hair loss treatments, and he just went on and on about this. He started comparing these strange-sounding products that I’ve never heard of before (I’ve never had to!). You’ll never guess who was asking him question after question. That’s right, old Mrs. Greerden. The nerve of that woman! She was even flirting with him afterward, trying to get him to eat just one of her homemade cookies.
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